Somewhere safe...

I have a mysterious, big black hole somewhere in my house. It is my "somewhere" safe pile. I have, in recent months, lost more important papers due to me putting them "somewhere safe." I didn't really realize how prevalent of a problem it was until a few weeks ago, Owen, bringing home an important schedule for gymnastics and as he cautiously handed it over; with an unbelievable all-seriousness tone of voice, half begs "this paper is very important, PLEASE don't put it anywhere "safe." I have dreams at night of all the wonderful treasures I will one day find in my safe place!